Now some of these anecdotes are funny — strange things announced on commercial airplanes, courtesy the discussion forums at Airliners.Net. US Airways? “After takeoff, we’ll be dimming the cabin lights to make our flight attendants look more attractive.” And Southwest not only seems to have the best customer service, they also have the best sense of humor: “We hope that the next time you get the crazy idea of shooting yourself through the air at five hundred miles per hour in a pressurized metal tube, you’ll think of us… because nobody loves you or your money more than Southwest Airlines!”