Who’s Next? Take the Test!
The architects of the New World Order need your help to determine which nations are ideal candidates for action under “The Bush Doctrine” of pre-emptive action and liberation by force. Please take a moment to complete this questionnaire, and submit your results to the applicable information minister.
How Does Your Leader Rate?
- Ascended to position under dubious circumstances?
- Violates or nullifies assorted international treaties, agreements, and
conventions, and exhibits an antagonistic foreign policy?
- Threatens human rights with militaristic domestic policies and
unlawful or indefinite detentions?
- Enacts or introduces additional policies that adversely affect the
environment, public health, women’s rights, and social services?
- Advocates questionable financial strategies, such as catering to special
interests or reckless spending (such as deficit spending in a recession),
particularly when a large percentage of the civillian population lives in
poverty, with limited access to education and health care?
- Publicly demonstrates strange behavior, or diminished mental faculties?
- Regularly invokes god or religion as a foundation of decision-making?
- Posesses weapons of mass destruction and threatens to use them?
- Attacks, invades, and occupies a sovereign nation-state?
- Heads a government known to use chemical weapons on its own people?
If you answered yes to all of the above questions, chances are your nation
is in desperate need of a regime change!