Seeing as how, you know, I figured I wasn’t neglecting enough websites already, I’ve blown a good chunk of the last couple of weeks building another one. It’s one of those fancy message boards, which I was actually planning before this FAQ site got prematurely launched… meaning I’ve gotten to the point where I’m dreaming [...]

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Nifty! Facial pattern matching software plus a database of celebrity faces equals “who you look like… if the person looking at you is very drunk and very lonely.” Jen found the site, and sent ‘em both of our pictures. She looks like Uma Thurman, Bjork, and Daryl Hannah. (She’s heard the Bjork comparison before, too.) [...]

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Dear Governor Lingle: I know you are an advocate of the public charter school system, and I hope my fellow charter school parents and I can count on you to make sure it gets the support it needs this Legislative session.

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Good News: I got $80 from my stepbrother Eathan. See, I’m such a poor businessman, I never keep track of what my “clients” owe me. While this means I usually end up doing most of the work for free, it also means the occasional payment is a pleasant surprise. Bad News: On my way back [...]

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Good news: Sex is good for you. And one imagines being “master of your domain” is included in the definition of “sex” for the purposes of this study. Bad news: Apparently lacking anything more worthwhile to do (like, say, protecting us from terrorists), John Ashcroft is declaring another war, this time on Americans who have [...]

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Further evidence that it’s better for everyone that I gave up my MP3 addiction? Two songs that ended up on my hard drive tonight: “Bailamos” by William Hung, and a cover of Christine Aguilera’s “Dirrty” by none other than Hanson. I enjoyed both far more than anyone really should have.

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