And So’s My Wife

On the heels of the glorious news that it took a bunch of zombies to push that Jesus guy off the cinematic throne comes word that another blasphemous film will be returning to the big screen.

Smartly capitalizing on Mel’s surprisingly profitable gorefest, Monty Python’s “Life of Brian” is being re-released “as an antidote to all the hysteria” over “Passion of the Christ.”

Of course, it also happens to be the 25th anniversary of “Brian.” I hope it plays here in Honolulu.

“He’s not the Messiah. He’s a very naughty boy!”