Author: Ryan Kawailani Ozawa

People

People

As online photo memes go, “These are the People in my Neighborhood” is simple and cute. Twelve lines of lyrics (well, if “bor…” counts as a line) plus twelve people on the street equals...

Peek-A-Boo

Peek-A-Boo

Good news? Surveillance and networking hardware is finally getting so easy to use, anyone can set up a camera and watch a space via any web browser. Bad news? If you’re not careful, the...

Hard Sell

Hard Sell

“Never shop on an empty stomach and never shop on an empty head,” advises Karl McKeever, one of Britain’s leading visual merchandising consultants, as he explains the “tricks or techniques” retailers use to get...

Quipless

Quipless

It was sad enough when he left the show, but now the loss is far greater: Jerry Orbach, a.k.a. Lennie Briscoe, has died. He played the quintessential “jaded cop,” a wisecracking 12-year veteran for...

Carded

Carded

Waitaminit. Sending out Christmas cards is a domestic task largely the domain of women? Why didn’t I get that memo? Anyway, if you want one from our crowded and cozy home, just send me...

Bid

Bid

Now that I’m sure I’m in it for the long haul with my new gadget (or my “new mistress,” as my wife likes to say), it’s time to bid farewell to my old friend....

Mew!

Mew!

Media commentator and unapologetic cat lover Ian Lind points the way to this Star-Bulletin story by photographer-turned-firefighter Ken Ige, describing how he stumbled into the world of feline custodianship. “So I stood there in...

Toothless

Toothless

Don’t tell my wife, but Chris Noth is the latest star in Amazon.com’s great experiment in short-films and blatant product placement. He stars in “Tooth Fairy,” a piece that — seemingly in tribute to his...

Inevitable

Inevitable

“Dictionary publisher Merriam-Webster is out with its list of the 2004 ‘Words of the Year.’ Topping the list by a wide margin is the word “blog,” which is generally used to describe an online...

Go Blog

Go Blog

This is only a test. Blogging from the couch on my new toy with some new software. Does it work? Can you read me now? Good!

Delivered

Delivered

For a geek, “anticipation” is having a new gadget delivered at home while you’re at work. My birthday gift to myself is the new PalmOne Treo 650. I had preordered it and everything, and...

Red, Blue, Yellow?

Red, Blue, Yellow?

As the parent of three small children, two of whom are big fans, there’s no need to guess whether nautical nonsense is on our agenda for this weekend. For the most part, limiting your...

Gak!

Gak!

If you’re using Movable Type and held at version 2.661 because of that whole licensing thing, but you’ve been thinking about just biting the bullet and going for 3.x, my advice is: Don’t. Well,...

Jet Plane

Jet Plane

I’m spending my 30th birthday in Los Angeles. I’m leaving on the red-eye tonight to arrive there Friday morning, just in time for a meeting. Saturday will bring another meeting, followed by a dress-up...

Murmurs

Murmurs

The folly of egg-stage chicken counting, “Dewey Defeats Truman,” the 2000 elections, yada yada yada. Dammit I know better. But so hungry is my soul for even a faint glimmer of light, I pathetically...

Hanging Chads

Hanging Chads

The ever lovable Donald Rumsfeld testified yesterday, essentially, that he’d settle for a partial election sooner rather than a full election later in Iraq, given the pesky problem of “no-go zones.” Nothing’s perfect in...

Fear the Breeders

Fear the Breeders

A positively harrowing essay in the Sept. 1 issue of the Washington Post entitled, “Political Victory: From Here to Maternity” (registration required). With a straight face, author Phillip Longman notes: “Conservative, religiously minded Americans...

Guitars Cry

Guitars Cry

A quirky interview with Björk in Newsweek, talking about her new album, “Medulla,” and how she went from a full orchestra to nothing but human voices. “I just got put off with civilization and...

Prayers

Prayers

Jen’s parents were supposed to have visited for Alex’s arrival (as well as for Jen’s brother’s new daughter, who came a week later). But just before they were to leave, Hurricane Charley scrapped their...

Elsewhere

Elsewhere

Another month, another social networking site. A latecomer to the already crowded field, Multiply.com at least learned quite a bit from those that come before, with a relatively clean, MSN-esque design, and a variety...