Goddess Gracious!
The Goddess Speaks: “Oh, Chinese stick fortune. Yin-yang fortune sticks, to be more precise. I decided to ask for a reading, because despite the fact that a Ouija card game once predicted that at age 25 I’d be a wealthy, philanthropic widow living on a desert island, I’ve maintained a certain levelheaded interest in astrology and most things related.”
Astrology and other predictions are never right, except when they are. [Spotted by Jen]